You can't just walk in the store with your mouth open to receive the host of fast-food communion. There's just something so endearingly excessive about a third bun, who could refuse it? It's now been 50 years of tertiary bread layers, and McDonald's isn't about to let that pass by unfeted, so there's even an anniversary miracle in the works, starting on Thursday, August 2: Y ou're getting a free Big Mac.
You may not like Big Macs as much as the patron saint of McDonald's, that guy who's eaten over 30,000 of them, but there's a good chance you're a fan.